: "Anti-Vaxxers cause Vaccine Side Effects"
Beyond parody, this review claims that anti-vaxxers make people that want to get vaccinated scared and stressed, and being scared and stressed means your blood vessels constrict and you get heart attacks and strokes and blood clots, WHAT.
"Therefore, if subjects are panicked, concerned, stressed or scared of the vaccination, their arteries will constrict and become smaller in and around the time of receiving the vaccine. This biological mechanism (the constriction of veins, arteries and vessels under mental stress) is the most likely cause for where there has been blood clots, strokes, heart attacks, dizziness, fainting, blurred vision, loss of smell and taste that may have been experienced shortly after vaccine administration."
