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2021-11-25 07:19:32
Communion On The Moon:
On July 20, 1969 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon. (A Christian Deist and Presbyterian, respectively).
The first liquid and food ever consumed on the moon, were the bread and wine of communion.

Prior to taking their first steps on the lunar surface, Aldrin celebrated communion to honor the God who had made their journey possible. Aldrin recited the following passage:
John 15:5 (as Aldrin records it):
"I am the vine. You are the branches. Whoever remains in me, and I in him, will bear much fruit; for you can do nothing without me."

During the voyage back to Earth, Aldrin publicly broadcasted the following passage:
Psalm 8:3-4 (as Aldrin records):
"When I considered the heavens, the work of Thy fingers, the moon and the stars which Thou hast ordained, what is man that Thou art mindful of him."

Don't get caught up in nonsensical talk of flat earth, these theories are invented by Jews to take away the achievements of the White Christian man.
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2021-11-25 04:28:42
Codex Amiatinus Project Update:

All 2059 pages have now been fully indexed which is approximately 35,840 verse markers now indexed, allowing you to precisely find which page and column they are on!
You can access this index list on the GitHub.

As an added extra, I've integrated this into @cxbbot biblebot, which will generate the exact page the verse is on and tell you where on the page it is! Add the bot to any chat (if you haven't already!) or direct message the bot and try it out!
/b John 3:16/codexam

What's next?
- Supplement Baruch Chapter 1-6 from Codex Cavensis (Jerome excluded this book).
- Proof read all transcribed pages, ensuring accuracy.
- Build Latin Concordance + Dictionary, based on Codex.
- Translate to English.


Be sure to join both @ChristianAryanism and @AryanAnthropology to keep up with future updates!
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2021-11-24 22:18:08
Revelation 21:8

"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”

For those of you that don't know - my family has refused to wear masks since ~April of 2020. It has been the biggest influence in us selling everything to learn how to Homestead.

Right now we are in a part of the country that is 99.9% mask free - however, the local hospital has sent us a letter declaring discharge of services (they won't let my pregnant wife have OBGYN care) because we won't wear masks. Mind you on her first visit in August of 2021 - none of them wore masks behind the scenes and they allowed us in without them.

Either way, here we are - third trimester, still no care team and a high risk pregnancy.

Stay tuned.
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2021-11-24 15:06:52
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2021-11-24 03:14:34 Our hears are sad, but our wills have never been stronger.

@TheWesternChauvinist.

https://t.me/MRARTT2/4781
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2021-11-24 01:33:53
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2021-11-23 16:38:16 How to organize yourself as a Christian militiaman:
Those of us who organize our lives with various methods often get frustrated with not getting what we want. Therefore, I want to provide you with some useful tips on how to organize your life in a God-oriented way to reach the best version of yourself.

-First, focus on the Will of God. If He lets you sleep in because your alarm didn't go off, accept it and go ahead. Avoid the anger of not doing what you want and focus on what God wants. As it is with all the inconveniences of everyday life, which can prevent us from doing our duties or objectives, especially those unexpected things. The more worried we are about things we cannot change, the more we overlook that which we can. They are there to make you grow in virtue, offer them with a defiant smile against the devil, the world, and the weakness of your flesh.

-Second, we must understand our life as a war, not to focus on our material gains, but on spiritual gains. We have to see our duties through, to see our defects and virtues. Each of them is a battlefield where we are accompanied by our Lord, the Blessed Virgin, our guardian angels, the saints whose help we call upon, and our friends, many who are alone in the wilderness and from time to time want to be great again, we all want to do everything right, quickly, and be as perfect as possible, an idea which ends up demotivating them.

If you see all the struggles as a battlefield, in a battle you can rarely win on all fronts, advance little by little, set your bar low; yes, many times there are great offensives and victories that you advance a lot but the next objective is to maintain the territory, other times you have to choose well the battles we choose, other times it is prudent to withdraw.

-How to win your battles?

You may train spiritually and materially, both soul and body as we are both, always recourse God's grace to fulfill your preparation properly, also you need allies, you cannot be a lone wolf all your life, seek them, also befriend them (how?), when things get hard you will need some local allies to help you, find good generals to lead you and if you cannot find them, pray for guidance so you can step up to the plate. Find saints to help you, then plan logistics and strategy; you ought to have a lot of flexibility. God may have different plans for you, so you should be able to change the course.

When you are figuring out the situations of the battlefield, you might think your position is horrible and you might be enraged about it, on how you are alone, but you have to consider that God made you and put you in those situations to make you thrive and build virtue. You might envy other people's positions. We all think that the neighbor's grass is greener, but everyone has their own crosses to bear and you might be less able to handle those over your own.

It also may happen that you lose a battle, but never the war. Mortal sin happens to us all. Even when it seems you've lost so many battles, focus on your true intentions and what God wants for you, focus on surveying your position objectively. Remember that feelings distort the situation. Gather your forces and even withdraw. Give it time and re-think your strategies. Lower your expectations, focus on holding the line, then focus on the little victories, little by little, you will make an avalanche. Discipline is the key, not motivation.

Remember the value of suffering. Fulton Sheen said “Maturity comes through suffering and responsibility”, it’s the path of manhood sustain great suffering and keeps going with our duties, you can be happy while suffering, you can suffer well and offer that to God, that’s the path of happiness in the dark days that are yet to come.

As long as hope remains, our war is not over. When Satan surrounds us, he may think he will have his hour, but God will have His day and Satan will be defeated. We NEVER fight alone. Together, we drive the sword of God inside the snake's belly.

These tips I consider to be an excellent way to organize our life as Christian militiaman.
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2021-11-23 00:53:13 Concentration camps for covid. Now in Australia, coming soon to you!
https://mobile.twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1462740215571918849
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2021-11-22 08:21:17 One of the terrorists, Darrell Edward BROOKS, shows off his mass murder weapon of choice (his SUV) in a YouTube music video. License plate matches partial plate given over police scanner.

Also note that BROOKS is a non-compliant sex offender (manually enter his name to search for yourself). It's clear that rapists and pedophiles have taken Rosenbaum's death personally, and are striking back against the White population unfortunate enough to live near them.
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2021-11-22 06:55:16 The Catloaf Channel pinned a photo
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