BREAKING NEWS
The detached voice of the spirit of Pim Fortune was caught LIVE ON VIDEO, marking the second miracle! When a Fortune-loyalist patriot was observing the Pim Fortune shrine, he caught the spirit of Pim Fortune speak. The message was clear for all nearby to hear: "AT YOUR SERVICE!"
Experts on Pim Fortune spiritual emanations interpret the message to mean "I will appear the 6th of may!"
REMEMBER PATRIOTS:
If enough loyalists show up to the Pim Fortune summoning event, the 6th of may at 18:06, then Pim Fortune WILL APPEAR. We at JLT Media expect ALL patriots to join in the summoning event!
