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2021-10-25 13:11:34 A teacher was teaching maths & told the students that 𝟐𝐱 + 𝟐𝐱 = 𝟒.. Emmy got up & shouted

𝙀𝙢𝙢𝙮 : It's a lie

𝙏𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 : (𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥) I have been teaching for the past 5 years now, so I know what I'm saying

𝙀𝙢𝙢𝙮 : I have also been in this class for 7 years now, I equally know what I'm saying

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2021-10-23 16:40:02 : It's Over, I'm breaking up with you..
: What??? Why sweetheart..
: Oh Sorry, Wrong Person
: Wait, What????

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2021-10-21 13:41:52 Best Advert of the year @funnyjokesandvideo Open / Comment

2021-10-20 15:22:02 Wait for it (Wicked Barber) @funnyjokesandvideo Open / Comment

2021-10-20 10:10:57 𝘼 𝙉𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙮 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙎𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙣...

𝙆𝙞𝙙 : Hello, Do you have a refrigerator?
: Yes I have, Who are you?
𝙆𝙞𝙙 : "Is it Running?
: Yes"
𝙆𝙞𝙙 : "Get hold of it, otherwise it might run away"
: (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦)

ᴬᶠᵗᵉʳ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐⁱⁿˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʰᵒⁿᵉ ʳⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ

𝙆𝙞𝙙 : Hello, Do you have a refrigerator?
: (𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺) "No, I don't have..
𝙆𝙞𝙙 : Didn't I tell you to hold it?

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2021-10-19 11:32:38 𝙎𝙤𝙣 : Mom, at what age can I go out & return at the time I want?

𝙈𝙤𝙢 : Even your father has not reached that age..

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2021-10-18 11:15:38 𝙎𝙤𝙣 : Dad, Can you write in the dark?

𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 : Yes, why not?

𝙎𝙤𝙣 : Then please turn off the lights & sign my report card..

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2021-10-17 14:34:13 Honestly, I wanna play with her hair while she's sleeping, but it's on the dresser.. @funnyjokesandvideo Open / Comment

2021-10-16 11:33:17 𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 : Call the ambulance fast!!! I'm having heart attack..

𝙒𝙞𝙛𝙚 : (took his phone) Quickly Tell me your Password..

𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 : it's Ok, I'm feeling better now..

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2021-10-15 15:28:36 : Do you like me?
: No
:
: You never asked if I loved you..
: Aww.. Do you love me?
: No
: Why don't you go die then..
: Cuz I wanna live with you forever..
: Seriously?
: No

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