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Wake up. Hit snooze 4 times. Stare at your phone. Roll out of | Readers Books Club

Wake up.
Hit snooze 4 times.
Stare at your phone.
Roll out of bed.
Make coffee.
Sit in traffic.
8 hours of unfulfilling work.
Sit in traffic... again.
Argue with your "significant" other.
Walk the pet.
Watch TV.
Pass out.
Repeat.

This should scare the shit out of you.