God

2022-01-04 20:30:45 Just got the results of My latest existence test. Still negative. Open / Comment

2022-01-04 12:29:59 Dance like no one's watching.

It's much funnier for Me that way. Open / Comment

2022-01-03 14:14:50 You are not alone in the universe.

You're just shunned. Open / Comment

2022-01-02 21:30:00 WARNING: The following decades will contain scenes of graphic violence everyone should find disturbing.

Viewer depression is advised. Open / Comment

2022-01-02 11:31:03 Doomsday will be a cataclysmic apocalypse in which billions will be damned to hell for eternity.

But DoomsNIGHT... that's gonna be a blast! I just booked the catering. Open / Comment

2022-01-01 13:15:00 You keep praying to Me and I keep not answering. It's funny, really. Open / Comment

2021-12-31 22:28:41 When people say “Jesus take the wheel!” they forget he no longer has feeling in his hands. Open / Comment

2021-12-30 23:30:35 If you do your own research you'll find that most people who do their own research are morons. Open / Comment

2021-12-30 19:10:28 Every word in the Bible is literally true.

It's when you group them into sentences that problems arise. Open / Comment

2021-12-30 11:51:13 Facts are what beliefs want to be when they grow up. Open / Comment