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2021-02-16 22:11:01 [ EpicLightBot ]
Created By: @justanotherlight
Source Code: https://github.com/maheshbansod/epic-light-bot
Channel: @EpicLightBotUpdates

This bot provides some helpful utilities for basic group administration with a lot of customization involving enabling and disabling services along with additional fun features like hug, slap, Hi-Fi, etc. This bot also uses NSFW Detection from CoffeeHouse, Lydia, Spam Detection and Language Detection (For language blocking) Open / Comment

2021-02-16 22:11:01 Project Showcase

Intellivoid is proud to present these projects that uses our new CoffeeHouse features and we invite you to check them out and give the people behind them some feedback! (We do not own any of these projects, we just sponsor them) Open / Comment

2021-02-16 20:37:01 Meanwhile you use our services, we cook eggs over the hardware, because we're Intellivoid and we're legally forced to feed the staff.

100% uptime since 1/Feb. Open / Comment

2021-02-08 21:48:36 We're having a live Q&A session on Intellivoid Community!

If you have a question, or you just want to ask something silly i guess then head on over to @IntellivoidCommunity and ask your question in the voice chat or in the chat itself and listen for your response. Have fun! Open / Comment

2021-02-06 04:36:43 We brought back Lydiachan! Toggle it with /chat lydiachan Open / Comment

2021-02-06 02:24:31 Open / Comment

2021-02-05 14:09:00 Intellivoid Services Restored

Our services are back running and they are more stable and performant than ever.

Introducing CoffeeHouse 2.0, the update that brings all our newer features such as NSFW classification, NLP, NER, IP and many more near your hands.

Current subscriptions have been invalidated: To reactivate, you MUST sign in on your CoffeeHouse dashboard, and the subscription will migrate to the newer version.

For developers interested on our newest services and features, feel free to check the CoffeeHouse docs up.

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Apart from these new features, we've migrated into newer, way more efficient and stable hardware that will certainly handle the workload and will guarantee ATLEAST 99.7% uptime for normal users and 99.997% uptime for Enterprise users.

DDoS attack mitigation is stronger than before, so we won't have to deal with idiots trying to take down our service.



We're still working on the bots (SpamProtectionBot/LydiaChatBot)

Due to the nature of BackgroundWorkers, there's several problems on how the native task scheduler we wrote and the Bot Load Balancer functions on the AMD64 architecture since we were forced to switch into using Intel (shitty propietary) functions and routines.

We're still working on the rewrite of BackgroundWorkers to feature, full, native-level R0 AMD processor abstraction and usage, this is the reason we won't take the bots up yet.

We don't expect this to take long, nevertheless, all the services are available through API at the moment.



Have fun and have a wonderful day.

Intellivoid
Unlike others, we take our time to create the best and only the best. Open / Comment