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2021-06-07 23:17:58 READ THIS

Intellivoid has returned to normal operations but this post needs to be made to clear things up, as if we haven’t been doing so for the past few months

• Coffeehouse is not dead, you can still use coffeehouse
• Lydia (AI Chatbot) is dead, you cannot use this feature anymore.
• WE WILL NOT BRING BACK LYDIA


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2021-06-07 17:36:47 Services are operational

Thanks for waiting.
Intellivoid Services are operational now, and are better than ever with improved resources and many additional things.

We hope you like it. Open / Comment

2021-06-06 23:18:56 Final update: We're working on the last touches and optimizations for the latest AMD hardware. This is the last step and BlackHawk (our load balancer) is watching how the webservices are singing and getting ready.



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2021-06-06 00:31:54 Update: We're compiling a new kernel for the system. This may take a few hours more than the expected deadline, but everything is going good: atleast intellivoid.net is now responding to HTTP requests :D Open / Comment

2021-06-05 04:28:39 PSA: We are not dead.

Recently we switched hosts and we didn’t have a good time with the transfer due to some issues from their side, affecting our uptime and reliability in a 100% for a long time.

Finally, after weeks of waiting time we have received a formal apology and a resolution regarding some network issues from our new host, and I (Kasper Medvedkov), the system administrator have confirmed this issue was resolved as stated on the email I received a few minutes ago.

Intellivoid and their services will return on June 5th 2021 at aroundly 23:00 UTC time. This timeframe is only an estimate and services may return before, but overall this is the deadline where we will guarantee our systems will be operational on its entirety.

We’re extremely sorry for the issues caused during this downtime and I personally, on behalf of the team apologize to whoever currently uses our bots to protect your group chats from spam, owns a CoffeeHouse Enterprise subscription, and the entire community who uses our services.

Regards,
Kasper Medvedkov.
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