Can I get a subpoena, Jim Jordan? I guess we all gotta wait a few months.
But Kristian has clearly decided that the best defense is a good offense. And the best offense is to offer the same theory over and over (the Chinese pioneered this strategy, as Alina Chan and Matt Ridley brilliantly demonstrate in Viral), so that it seems like it’s coming from lots of different people and places.
You don’t need new evidence, not really. You can just reanalyze the evidence you already have and write a longer paper. With charts!
Even better, you can get taxpayer money to do it.
Lots of taxpayer money: (6/7)
