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2019-02-21 16:38:38 Aye so now we’re doing jokes ? Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:37:16 Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg.

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:35:42 The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment." 

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@nonfahene Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:33:22 SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Matthew has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. 

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:31:54 Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation.

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:30:35 C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping

M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life 

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:29:57 2 things you can learn in school: Texting without without looking and teamwork on tests.

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:28:13 If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school? 

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:27:59 Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? 

@blownonfa Open / Comment

2019-02-21 16:27:59 If teachers are so smart, why are they still in school? 

@blownonfa Open / Comment