What a morning... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist pas | American English
What a morning... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t made a snow woman. 8:15 I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the voluptuous chest on the snow woman. 8:20 The gay couple living across the street complained that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The neighbours on the left, who are vegans, complained that the orange nose, a carrot, this needs to be something else because food is for eating and not to decorate a snowman and woman with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The husband of Fatima wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 The Police arrives to see what’s going on. 8.42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because this could be being used as a striking weapon. 8:50 The Salafi jihadist militant group Islamic State made itself known as the snowman. 8:52 My phone is being seized and thoroughly checked while I being blindfolded and flown to the Police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
