Early morning husband woke up and asked his wife: Would you like to join me for jogging? Wife: "Ohh..So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you dont want to get up, then its OK." Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, right?" Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didnt mean that" Wife: "Aha! So I dont understand you because Im an illiterate, right?" Hubby: "Now look I didnt say that." Wife: "So am I lying? " Hubby: I beg you plz dont stretch it in the early morning." Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I? HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??" Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself." Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.." Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health." Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!! *Dedicated to All Married Friends...* 200 views21:35