LIVE PF REPORT
After the second Fortunist miracle was recorded yesterday, patriots came out in droves in hopes of witnessing the third Fortunist miracle themselves.
Sadly the third miracle has not yet occurred, but many patriots have laid sacrificial offerings to Pim Fortune at his shrine in Rotterdam.
Pictured is Treintje van den Berg (Little train of the mountain) who sacrificed a pot of Nutella to Pim. She said "I BELIEVE IN PIM FORTUNE!"
Remember dear readers, if enough patriots show up at the Summoning Ceremony, the 6th of may 6:06PM at the Pim Fortune statue in Rotterdam, then Pim Fortune will reappear!!
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