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2021-03-03 11:20:43 A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
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2021-03-03 08:55:50 When you hire an African DJ for a funeral
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2021-03-02 22:06:20 During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students....

Teacher: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you Peter? How would you say it?"

Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. " The teacher fainted!!
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2021-03-02 21:53:54 Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee: (After few mins)... done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Employee: Done again, sir.
Boss: Do it once more
Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.
Boss: Very good,here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.
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2021-03-02 19:15:03 A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her.

Lady: haven't you ever seen a naked woman?

Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.
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2021-03-02 19:12:16 A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.'

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
'Do you have vagina?'
'Yes, actually I have,' she says.
The man replies... 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's vagina alone and start using yours?'
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2021-03-02 17:15:24 ​The Battle of Adwa was the climactic battle of the First vs War. The Ethiopian forces defeated the Italian invading force on Sunday 1 March 1896, near the town of Adwa. The decisive victory thwarted the campaign of the Kingdom of Italy to expand its colonial empire in the Horn of Africa. By the end of the 19th century, European powers had carved up almost all of Africa after the Berlin Conference; only Ethiopia and Liberia  still maintained their independence. Adwa became a pre-eminent symbol of pan-Africanism and secured Ethiopian sovereignty.

Others celebrate Independence day while we celebrate Victory day

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2021-03-01 22:51:51 My Parents: We Bought you a new bed
Me: But I Wanted IPhone 12
My Parents: Yes It's so That You Can keep on dreaming @Forgrins Open / Comment

2021-03-01 22:51:51 Being stupid is like dying. It's only painful for other people @Forgrins Open / Comment