#JokeTime I woke up this morning and saw my wife sobbing on the edge of the bed. "Whats the matter, dear?" I said and sat up beside her. "You came in last night extremely drunk and said how much you hated me and the kids," she cried. Utterly shocked, I said, "I can assure you, sweetheart, that I wasnt drunk." source: sickipedia.net @ieltsapex 212 viewsTemurbek, 12:31