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2021-09-19 18:47:43 “W” is d most dangerous alphabet of all. Why? Worries start wit W; Wickedness, War, Woe, Witch, Woman & finally, WIFE!
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2021-09-19 18:47:04 Judas dey go do cash out after betraying Jesus but MTN say make he provide ID before @JokesBox Open / Comment

2021-09-19 18:45:33 After cleaning the church on Saturday,a wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the church garden,she got concerned and decided to ask him.

Wife:Hey darling,why are you sitting quietly in the garden?

Husband:Am thinking about the confession of our pastor,it’s making me uncomfortable.

Wife:What is it?

Husband:The pastor confessed that,he has slept with all the married and the single women in the church but ONLY one woman didn’t want to sleep with him because she fears God.

Wife:It must be madam Grace....she is always doing holy holy...

NA THERE THE FIGHT START!!!DEM STILL DEY FIGHT @JokesBox Open / Comment

2021-09-19 18:43:30 A day i will never forget was the day i wanted to zip my trouser and i mistakenly zip my local government join am @ampregnant Open / Comment

2021-09-19 18:42:37 I can't laugh alone please


No.3 danqua
street
P. O. Box 172,
East Legos,
Ghana.
19th Sep,2021

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
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2021-09-19 18:39:17 If you are depressed talk to me,but if it is about money, we're both depressed....... Don't come and depress my depression @JokesBox Open / Comment

2021-09-19 18:37:24 Catholic Priest: what's the noise outside?
Youth leader: a naked woman is riding a donkey.
Catholic Priest: really? Let me see, it's been a while since I saw a donkey.
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2021-09-14 01:53:33 Financial stress in this country can make a Man stare at his wife and ask “my sister, when are you getting married?" @JokesBox Open / Comment

2021-09-14 01:50:21 Introduction is not marriage, it simply means Dad and Mum "see who is shifting my pant officially"

Have you officially been shifting your girlfriend's pant?

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2021-09-14 01:49:14 After sex don’t disturb him. Let him sleep and think about how much to give you for transport according to your performance @JokesBox Open / Comment