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2017-12-29 16:34:16 Let's Think Animals Have FaceBook Too...

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status:-

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Yeppeee"

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“ Open / Comment

2017-12-28 16:55:48 Send your funny stories and Jokes at our official Bot!

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2017-12-28 08:30:18 When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home.

Then the first thing I do is,
"Get Out. I don't like Visitors!" Open / Comment

2017-12-25 15:39:57 Teacher:- What do you do after school?

Student-1: I go to buy Cigarettes from Yotta.
Student-2: I go buy Wines from Yotta.
Student-3: I go buy Cocaine from Yotta.
Student-4: I go straight to my home and get to work.

Teacher:- Great! You are a good Example to others. What's your name, Good Boy?

Student-4: Yotta! Open / Comment

2017-12-25 04:54:37 John calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.


John:- When I type a computer password, it just shows dot dot dot dot. What's the problem?


Help Desk - Dear John, those dots are to protect you, so that if anyone is standing behind, he can't read your password.

John:- Yeah, but stars appear even when there is nobody standing behind me.


Help Desk -  Open / Comment

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2017-12-22 17:13:05 My friend has two parts in his Brain.

In the left part there is Nothing RIGHT.

And in the Right Part there is nothing LEFT!! Open / Comment

2017-12-22 08:15:25 Send your funny stories and Jokes at our official Bot!

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2017-12-22 06:32:28 The Moment in the exam hall when you don't have any idea of the answers of the questions.

But the Examiner comes and says,
"Please Hide your answer sheet, let not other see your answers." Open / Comment

2017-12-21 18:57:02 An old woman had been going to the same doctor for over
50 years and during that time had made his life a living hell
by constantly complaining about one thing after another.
Eventually, however, she died and was buried in the local
churchyard, but it was less than a month later that the doctor
also died and was buried in the next plot to her. For a few
minutes after the mourners had gone all was quiet and then
the doctor heard tapping on the side of his coffin.
“What is it now, Mrs Mowner?” he signed.
“Can you give me something for worms, doctor?” Open / Comment