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2021-03-11 17:07:10 @jokess_hub Open / Comment

2021-03-10 22:35:34 Do u really want to change ur life? Open / Comment

2021-03-10 22:31:47 its kinda true Open / Comment

2021-03-10 20:07:13 During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students....

Teacher: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you Peter? How would you say it?"

Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. " The teacher fainted!! Open / Comment

2021-03-10 19:17:03 A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*

SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*

SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*

MOM: HAHA!! Like father like son. After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom* Open / Comment

2021-03-10 19:03:35 A man is like shoe laces, he has to pass through too many holes before he finally ties the knot. Open / Comment

2021-03-10 18:00:01 Best channels of the week

@diduknow0
@JOKESS_HUB
@fucked_thought_hub
@savage_meme_af
@factsfever
@Useless_Minds
@dirtymuch
@Dirtymemes69
@meme_wrrld
@x_letters
@the_best_wallpapers
@Relationship_tips
@The_Meme_Lords
@LetsTalkByYakii

1hr on top & 24hr in the channel Open / Comment

2021-03-10 17:58:38 Open / Comment

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