Here's the way it goes: 1) Predict who will come out to vote | LadyDraza

Here's the way it goes:
1) Predict who will come out to vote and how they will vote
2) Calculate how many fictitious voters you need for voting by mail - make them young/female/more likely Dem voters, but they are highly fictitious. Send those in the mail early - because you know the fake voters won't send the votes in - because they aren't real people.
3) Watch who comes in for the early vote.
4) If more votes are needed - start sending in votes from real people that are not likely to vote.
5) Watch the in-person votes come in that are strongly for the people's choice and this pushes the vote ratio up to 50-50 if you did the math/profiling right before the election.
6) Get a judge to let you send in mail-in ballots for 3 days afterwards so that you can find more names of people who didn't vote that you can mail-in votes for.
7) Act like you knew you had the votes to win all long - even though you polled in the toilet and campaigned from your basement.