2022-06-06 02:52:23
A group of husbands gathered at a conference on
"How to maintain a loving relationship with your wife"
They were asked : "How many of you love your wives?"
All raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?"
Some men answered: "Today"; some : "Yesterday"; the majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: *"I love you, Sweetheart".*
Then the men were asked to exchange phones and read the response each wife had sent. Here are some of the replies :
1. "Where the hell are you”?
2. "That was then, not now".
3. "I know you want to borrow money from me again! Forget!"
4. "What have you done again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. "What do you mean?"
6. "Is that a name of a new song?"
7. "Am I dreaming!"
8. "If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today".
9. "I asked you to stop drinking!"
10. "May I know who is this?"
11. "You should start seeing your psychiatrist again! This is not a good sign!".
12. "Who gave you air time?"
13. What do you want?
14. Is your mother coming to live with us again?
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