Just so everybody understands the game here, Lululemon and the | PearFEED

Just so everybody understands the game here, Lululemon and these other national brand stores don’t care about theft, because a) this crap is in fact virtually worthless, and b) they would rather sell it online (no fuss, no muss, no employees). When you see the stores locking everything up behind glass and forcing customers to select from a kiosk, it’s a way to avoid excessive minimum wages to human workers and lawsuits from all the sales staff loonies who weren’t addressed by their mythical pronouns.

Invest in Amazon, folks. Pretty soon it’ll be your only marketplace left. Why do you think the billionaires invest in these horrid soft-on-crime DA’s? They want an excuse to close down brick-and-mortar retail altogether.

FOLLOW: @JamesWoodsFans