It pains me to post this but Babet is right!
We can't stop the child indoctrination at the actual events...by that point, it's too late!
We did our best. The councilors completely ignored hundreds of ratepayers and the event should be canceled because there is a far-left protest planned.
But don't worry...we won't stop! Conservative story time is going to be a big thing...you'll see.
Let's just counter their indoctrination with a better kind and it will be booked out every time! We'll do it better than they do and parents will be glad this all happened.
