2023-04-22 01:01:56
Your civilization still thinks BRONZE is the pinnacle of metallurgy? Ha ha! You simpletons have yet to discover the wondrous possibilities of a dull-grey metal that is EVERYWHERE once you know how to look for it.
Of course I am talking about LEAD!
Bronze? Light and insubstantial! A LEAD hammer, you will feel that when it hits you!
LEAD is far easier to work than bronze! It melts more easily, can be cast or shaped by a child, and can be found as a by product of wondrous lustrous SILVER!
And what's more, just boil some lead and vinegar together and it tastes AMAZING! A drink for the whole family!
The bronze age is coming to its end. I herald the AGE OF LEAD! Expect my people, we are coming!
Just as soon as I figure out why I am so very tired all the time
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