Checking in to hotel: (North Carolina) Desk manager: welcome sir! Can you please put on your mask? Me: I don’t have one. DM: oh here you are sir! Me: no thank you. DM: what do you mean? Me: I mean (speaking slower this time) Nooooo Thaaaaankk Youuu. (End with huge friendly smile) Dm: (flustered)… We are 2 blocks from the biggest Covid hospital in the city. Me: Huh? DM: that’s a fact sir! Me: Thank Goodness it’s not the largest STD hospital in town!! DM: Huh? Also DM: here’s your key sir… enjoy your stay!! Can’t make these things up y’all!!! 1.3K views03:07
