My son and I were arguing and he insisted that 1+1 equals 11 i | The Comedy Centre

My son and I were arguing and he insisted that 1+1 equals 11 instead of 2.

I gave him some money for 2 candies and he rushed off to quickly go get them. When he came back with the candies, I gave one to his younger brother and the other to his younger sister.

He then asked, "What about me dad?", I gracefully told him "Eat the remaining 9!"