Boss: I really need you to work this weekend. I know you have plans for the weekend but please try to show up, I really need you. Me: No issues, I will try and show up but I cant promise to be on time because buses run late during the weekend. Boss: That should not be a problem. When do you think you can show up if you cant be on time? Me: Monday morning! @TheComedyCentre | Twitter 2.0K views03:38