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2022-04-28 05:35:03 My daughter and I were driving and we saw a woman jogging on the railroad tracks. I turned to my daughter and said "Look at that woman, all geared up, jogging on the railroad tracks. Of all the places to jog, why the railroad tracks" and my daughter turned to me and said "I don't know, maybe she's train-ing".

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2022-04-27 06:43:01 It was at this point Abdullah knew that there is more to life than toys

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2022-04-26 05:28:01 The two best ways to become wealthy are crime and inheritance.

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Of the two, it's better to have your parents do the crime, and you do the inheriting!

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2022-04-25 07:03:01 Imagine Goliath dodge that stone, what would have happened to David?

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2022-04-24 07:50:03 Friends: That girl likes you.

Me (to the girl): Years ago, when I was backpacking across western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothill of mount Tibadabo!

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