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2022-08-03 18:55:37 Chemtrails

Ants have reverse chemtrails--regular citizens spraying chemicals everywhere they go to control the government.
https://xkcd.com/2654
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2022-08-02 06:55:29 Omnitaur

"My parents were both omnitaurs, which is how I got interested in recombination," said the normal human.
https://xkcd.com/2653
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2022-07-30 04:55:14 Proxy Variable

Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.
https://xkcd.com/2652
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2022-07-28 05:55:05 Air Gap

You can still do powerline networking, but the bitrate does drop a little depending on the lightbulb warmup and cooldown delay.
https://xkcd.com/2651
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2022-07-26 07:54:57 Deepfakes

If so great a deductive mind as Arthur Conan Doyle can be fooled by the Cottingley Deepfakes, what chance do we mortals have? Soon our very reality will be dictated by the whims of Frances (9) and Elsie (16).
https://xkcd.com/2650
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2022-07-22 21:54:43 Physics Cost-Saving Tips

I got banned from the county fair for handing out Helium-2 balloons. Apparently the instant massive plasma explosions violated some local ordinance or something.
https://xkcd.com/2649
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2022-07-20 22:54:35 Chemicals

It's hard to believe, but lots of kids these days ONLY know how to buy prepackaged molecules.
https://xkcd.com/2648
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2022-07-18 19:54:25 Capri Suns

[As security is dragging me away] "Come on, at least I didn't make the mistake in the other direction!"
https://xkcd.com/2647
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2022-07-16 04:54:11 Minkowski Space

My liege, we were able to follow the ship into Minkowski space, but now they've jumped to Hilbert space and they could honestly be anywhere.
https://xkcd.com/2646
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2022-07-13 20:53:59 The Best Camera

The best camera is the one at L2.
https://xkcd.com/2645
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