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Channel address: @catloafnews
Categories: Politics
Language: English
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Official channel of all things cat and Christian.
Unaffiliated with any other channels or networks.
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Everything posted here is satire. I love Jewish people and Israel :)

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2021-03-12 05:10:45
Which CatLoaf are you today?
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2021-03-10 19:43:44
— NEW - OVH, one of Europe's largest data center complexes, in France destroyed by fire , 3.6 million websites taken offline, no data is likely to be recoverable.

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2021-03-10 07:09:57 For those who need a good reminder:
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2021-03-10 01:08:10
Oc: @CutHand
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2021-03-09 22:53:58
— A Muslim school girl in France told her father her teacher showed the classroom “Islamophobic” cartoons & discriminated against Muslims. Her father started a campaign against the history teacher that led to him being beheaded. Now the girl admits she lied. thepostmillennial.com/french-schoolg…

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2021-03-09 18:05:13
@CatloafNews detected
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2021-03-09 03:18:14 Proverbs 31:10-31 (NRSVCE)

Ode to a Capable Wife

¹⁰A capable wife who can find?
    She is far more precious than jewels.
¹¹The heart of her husband trusts in her,
    and he will have no lack of gain.
¹²She does him good, and not harm,
    all the days of her life.
¹³She seeks wool and flax,
    and works with willing hands.
¹⁴She is like the ships of the merchant,
    she brings her food from far away.
¹⁵She rises while it is still night
    and provides food for her household
    and tasks for her servant-girls.
¹⁶She considers a field and buys it;
    with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard.
¹⁷She girds herself with strength,
    and makes her arms strong.
¹⁸She perceives that her merchandise is profitable.
    Her lamp does not go out at night.
¹⁹She puts her hands to the distaff,
    and her hands hold the spindle.
²⁰She opens her hand to the poor,
    and reaches out her hands to the needy.
²¹She is not afraid for her household when it snows,
    for all her household are clothed in crimson.
²²She makes herself coverings;
    her clothing is fine linen and purple.
²³Her husband is known in the city gates,
    taking his seat among the elders of the land.
²⁴She makes linen garments and sells them;
    she supplies the merchant with sashes.
²⁵Strength and dignity are her clothing,
    and she laughs at the time to come.
²⁶She opens her mouth with wisdom,
    and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
²⁷She looks well to the ways of her household,
    and does not eat the bread of idleness.
²⁸Her children rise up and call her happy;
    her husband too, and he praises her:
²⁹“Many women have done excellently,
    but you surpass them all.”
³⁰Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain,
    but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
³¹Give her a share in the fruit of her hands,
    and let her works praise her in the city gates.
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2021-03-08 19:11:22
Monarcho-Fascism is nigh
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2021-03-08 18:33:03
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2021-03-08 02:46:47
3D colored construction of Caesar Augustus, first Emperor of Rome.

"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble."
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