Dipper: Is my sister really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?
Soos: It's a dilemma, to be sure. I couldn't help but overhear you talkin' aloud to yourself in this empty room.
Dipper: Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's
gotta be a zombie, right?
Soos: Hmm. How many brains
didja see the guy eat?
Dipper : Zero.
Soos: Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf. But
ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are
gonna think you’re a
major league cuckoo clock.
Dipper : As always, Soos, you’re right.
Soos: My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.
Stan: Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!
Soos: I am needed elsewhere.
