Dipper: Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!
Mabel: Help!
Dipper: Hold on!
Jeff: The more you struggle, the more
awkward this is gonna be for everybody! Just, ha ha, okay. Get her arm there, Steve!
Mabel: Let go of me!
Dipper: What the heck is going on here?!
Mabel: Dipper! Norman
turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total
jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!
Dipper: Gnomes? Huh, I
was way off. (Takes the journal out of his vest and reads aloud:) "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown."
