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2017-12-21 15:21:36 Enjoying our Jokes and Trolls?

Yes, Loving it! – 6
46%

No, needs Improvements – 5
38%

It's Satisfactory – 2
15%

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2017-12-21 09:31:34 Once two mental people Made A Plan To Run Away From The Mental Hospital.

They Started Planning And Agreed That They Will Go To The Main Gate At Night, Beat Up The Watch Man, open The Gate And Run Away From The Hospital.

At Night They Reached The Main Gate, and saw that The Watchman Was absent And The Gate Was Open.

They Turned To Each Other And Said: “Shit Man, Our Plan Has Failed, Let’s Go Back, We Will Try Again Tomorrow! Open / Comment

2017-12-21 09:30:45 Wife: “I Wish, I Was A Newspaper, So I Would Be In Your Hands All-Day”

Husband: “I Too Wish, That You Were A Newspaper, So that I Could Have A New One Everyday“ Open / Comment

2017-12-20 07:56:17 An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Engineer: “I Want My Mother To See My Wife gifting Diamond Bangles to My Child, In Our New Apartment”

God: “Damn!" Open / Comment

2017-12-19 15:32:27 I had a date with a business woman last night. She said, "To succeed in life you need a plan, you need to be a real planner. And I like people who plan ahead."

I thought I needed to impress her. So I said, "I'm already wearing a condom."! Open / Comment

2017-12-19 15:21:07 Teacher:- John! Convert the sentence that I tell now into Present Tense.

John:- Okay, sir!

Teacher:- "Yesterday I loot the National Bank."

John:- You are in Jail now! Open / Comment

2017-12-19 15:15:04 Wife:- I hate that beggar.

Husband:- Why?

Wife:- Yesterday I gave him food and in return he gave me a book on:-

"HOW TO COOK" Open / Comment

2017-12-19 05:32:51 So once Mr. Joke attended a Party.

There he saw an extremely beautiful girl sitting on a chair.

He went to the Girl and said, "Would you like to dance?"

Girl replied, "Yes, Sure I'd like to."

Then Joke said, "So may I take the chair?" Open / Comment