My girlfriend Pussie broke up with me. She said it's because I | OneTwoLAUGH™

My girlfriend Pussie broke up with me. She said it's because I was always correcting her.

She came over to my house the other day and said, "Wiener, we need to talk."

I said, "My name is Dickie."

She said, "See? I can't say anything right around you!"

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