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https://nypost.com/2021/10/30/fdny-firehouses-shuttered-over-vaccine-staffing-shortages/

Darwin award. Let it burn, then

"I'm sorry Sir, is this inferno's vaccine passport up to date? If not, we can't dispatch service. The pass is all, the pass is God, worship the pass."

"... but we're on fire"

"ITS TIME TO GET VACCINATED, FILTH!!"