The Comedy Centre

2021-10-18 09:07:27 *Me studying software engineering*

Mom: I don't want you touching your phone or laptop till you are done with your exams! Open / Comment

2021-10-17 08:34:34 Human logic!

You are sad, listen to sad music to make yourself sadder! Open / Comment

2021-10-16 08:36:39 A very beautiful lady approached me at a restaurant and asked "are you single?".

I was so wowed and impressed. I confidently smiled and replied "yes".


Guess what?


She took the chair opposite me and gave it to her boyfriend. Open / Comment

2021-10-15 08:03:23 When you definitely don't have bills to worry about Open / Comment

2021-10-14 21:42:59 I ordered a penis enlarger from China for $0.99 and all I got was a cheap magnifying glass!

The only instruction that came with it was ‘Do not use in direct sunlight’. Open / Comment

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2021-10-12 23:36:26 My son and I were arguing and he insisted that 1+1 equals 11 instead of 2.

I gave him some money for 2 candies and he rushed off to quickly go get them. When he came back with the candies, I gave one to his younger brother and the other to his younger sister.

He then asked, "What about me dad?", I gracefully told him "Eat the remaining 9!" Open / Comment

2021-10-12 01:51:44 I broke up with a girl, she turned to a lesbian and took my new girlfriend from me! Open / Comment

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2021-10-09 22:57:35 SpongeBob is so afraid for his life! Open / Comment