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2022-05-19 18:08:01 Let’s play a game.

If you have a best friend of the opposite sex, send him/her a text saying “is it that you don’t find me attractive at all? Because all my friends get intimate and have sex with their best friends, why is ours different and boring?”

Post his/her response in the comment!

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2022-05-19 06:34:01 Hair cells died, skin cells died, even brain cells died but it's like the fat cells in my belly has accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and personal saviour!

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2022-05-18 07:08:01 A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:

1. I ate my friend's lunch
2. I ate my friend's colon

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2022-05-17 08:01:17 Your boyfriend is a cheat if he has any of the following:

1. A phone: who is he trying to call?
2. A mouth: who is he trying to talk to?
3. A leg: where is he going?

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2022-05-16 23:11:12 The Bible Bot with various editions of the Bible including search function and customizable voice readout

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2022-05-16 06:43:01 You are 28 years old and living in your parent's house talking about how Tupac is a legend.

My brother, you need Tupac your things and move out!

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2022-05-15 08:53:01 So I was trying to enroll my daughter in school and she told me she doesn't want to go to school.

I explained to her that it's illegal for her not to go to school in this country, that if the authorities finds out, they will put me in jail.

My sweet sweet daughter looked me in the eyes and said "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail"

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2022-05-14 20:00:00 Mr Christian umeh has opened his new WhatsApp blog today and he is doing a giveaway tonight for the first set of people to join 20k to be won by 10 people hurry up and text him now don’t miss
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