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2022-06-03 06:38:01 Boss: I really need you to work this weekend. I know you have plans for the weekend but please try to show up, I really need you.

Me: No issues, I will try and show up but I can't promise to be on time because buses run late during the weekend.

Boss: That should not be a problem. When do you think you can show up if you can't be on time?

Me: Monday morning!

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2022-06-02 05:52:01 Me to her: I know I am married but my wife and I are just friends!

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2022-06-01 20:25:06 No one deserves the pedestal we put them on. They’re all just human in the end.

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2022-06-01 12:30:42 If you understand this video, you can't make heaven!

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2022-05-31 16:52:01 Don't tell me men are scum!

Good men really exist and why you are not finding them is because you keep looking for them in bars and nightclubs.

Good men don't go to where they know there will be chaos, they mostly stay at home!

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2022-05-31 07:27:01 Only Honda can disgrace you like this!

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2022-05-30 07:26:01 The woman that was suppose to bring the soup has switched off her phone!

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2022-05-29 06:40:04 So eight months ago, I introduced my landlord to Forex trading.

Right now, we are both looking for a house to rent!

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2022-05-28 05:11:01 Didn't know chickens can fly!

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2022-05-27 22:41:39 It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice!

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