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2022-06-16 07:12:01 Elon Musk thinking of buying Twitter for $44 billion got me thinking the other night because all I did was just download it for free from my app store.

Now I think Elon Musk isn't as smart as you all think!

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2022-06-15 06:45:03 So much chaos in just one short video.

The delivery motorcyclist with no helmet, the bus passing by with an open door, people trying to put out the car on fire, the car crash.

Then in the end, there's a motorcyclist with the helmet on, but no motorcycle.

This is definitely a Monday morning!

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2022-06-14 06:22:01 You are welcome!

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2022-06-13 06:23:01 Nurses will spend 20 minutes looking for a blood vein, something that a mosquito can locate within 6 seconds in the dark while singing.

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2022-06-12 19:58:01 This 103 years old comic about what would happen if "pocket telephones" would be invented.

W. K. Haselden’s ‘The Pocket Telephone: When Will it Ring?’ was first published in The Mirror on March 1919 (Courtesy, Historic Photographs)

#DidYouknow

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2022-06-12 05:22:01 They thought she was pregnant and did pregnancy test. It came back negative. They celebrated with sex.

Now she is pregnant!

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2022-06-11 15:06:01 Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. They then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating.

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2022-06-11 07:01:01 Trouble maker

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2022-06-10 21:14:35 Treat every part of your towel with respect because the part wiping your butt today could be wiping your face tomorrow!

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