2022-04-24 23:34:11
At church this morning people who never come to church arrived with their newly delivered pet Ukrainian refugees in tow. Actual real ones, surprisingly. Two white women.
Far more than is normal, the church reeked of sanctimony and confected compassion as a result. As you can imagine, the prayers of intercession were unctuous and insufferable.
The two women reminded me of the Ukrainian girl in Derry Girls; Miserable, taciturn, unimpressed, ungrateful.
However, God, who was clearly fed up with this appalling show of cod virtue, intervened. At coffee afterwards one of the Ukrainians said that the war need never have started and that Zellensky was a cocaine addict and a crook. The second Ukrainian piped up and offered that the war was caused by the EU and that Zellensky should have surrendered on day one. I have never seen such crest fallen faces since the Brexit vote was announced.
Asked how they escaped they said without hesitation; “The Russians got us out”.
To add insult to injury, a few more MSM myths were put to sleep and a sombre and deflated congregation was left somewhat bereft. Thanks be to God: It was wonderful to behold his works at hand.
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