Shower Thoughts 🚿

2021-02-11 05:57:08 Dora the Explorer is visually impaired and Boots is her service animal because she never sees what she’s looking for unless Boots (and viewers) helps her out Open / Comment

2021-02-11 04:57:12 In the tortoise/hare fable, kids are taught that, like the tortoise, they can be slow and steady and win the race. In reality, though, kids more often grow up like the hare. They are thought to be quick enough to win, but end up losing because their expectations leave no room for imperfection. Open / Comment

2021-02-11 00:57:27 Wikipedia's writing has a surprisingly consistent tone considering how many people contribute to it. Open / Comment

2021-02-10 21:57:18 Being nervous around a person you’re hoping to get into a relationship with is considered normal, but being nervous around your significant other is considered worrisome. Open / Comment

2021-02-10 21:57:17 The Truman show probably could’ve ended much earlier if Truman just said the n-word Open / Comment

2021-02-10 20:57:11 If doing taxes was an actual subject in school, a lot of people would most certainly still think it's boring and not go to. Open / Comment

2021-02-10 19:57:29 Things weren't "better" when you were a kid, you just didn't notice the trash around you Open / Comment

2021-02-10 18:57:26 Jumping turned out to be much less of a common occurrence in life than video games would have you believe. Open / Comment

2021-02-10 17:57:46 From Mario's perspective, the green mushrooms do absolutely nothing. Open / Comment

2021-02-10 17:57:44 Guys probably give better handjobs on average because they practice on themselves regularly Open / Comment