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The latest Messages 826
2021-02-10 00:57:39
"It needs to soak" Is probably the biggest excuse for not doing the dishes
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2021-02-09 23:57:13
Life is a constant cycle between telling your friends you aren't studying enough and convincing your parents that you are.
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2021-02-09 23:57:12
If Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl 2 more times, he can create his own Nazgul.
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2021-02-09 22:57:26
Gatorade really just put salt in Kool-aid and told us it was healthy
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2021-02-09 22:57:25
If people said half the stuff that hentai characters said during sex. A lot less people would have sex.
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2021-02-09 21:57:46
The scary thing about dating is you are going to break up or get married
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2021-02-09 20:57:38
Any sufficiently advanced trolling is indistiguishable from real posts
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2021-02-09 20:57:37
"Take a picture, it will last longer" was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn't have a camera in their pockets.
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2021-02-09 19:57:19
Pinocchio is logically unlimited wood supply
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2021-02-09 18:57:27
Jello is too damn cheery for actually being flavored bone sludge.
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